strange (not so cute) boy in plaid: can i dance with the both of you?me: no.
strange (not so cute) boy in plaid: you're both very beautiful!
me: thanks, i know!
strange (not so cute) boy in plaid: so is that a yes or no?
me: a no.
strange (not so cute) boy in plaid: i'll show you my underwear.
me: i don't want to see your underwear.
strange (not so cute) boy in plaid: will you show me yours?
me: no. *walks away and leaves*
and folks, that was the ending to my night. enjoi.
peace on the street.